1. |
Horny Toad
02:26
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oh love.. you need
you need.. ah lover
lover
need em shot
taken privileges
fucked them dead
bald little nub of needs
perverted pedigree
arms stretching out ward
projecting vital signs
comets contracting
as atoms combine
you need
ah love
lover
need em shot
stuck up and easy
prudish and sleazy
retired from desire
yet this toad is
ah horny
you need
oh lover
lover
need em shot
stuck up and easy
prudish and sleazy
oh horny
never enough of a man
take it as hard as you can
just use your, use your hands
stuck up and easy
prudish and sleazy
retired from desire
yet this toad is
ah horny
you need
oh lover
ah love
need em shot
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2. |
Angel
03:09
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I would be something to look at
if I wasn't such a thing to hide
queen to bishop four is bound to fool you
you should have used your pawns to block the line
I could be an apple tree
all of you pick on me
just like sergeant petty and his friends
devils in the grass
poison in my glass
maybe when my time comes
I wont feel
a thing
I know who the Angels here remind me of
a little piece of you is in their face
I could be a little girl
the colors in my dress would swirl
and with the rising sun I'd set my way
If I should grow ill
please don't let those people come
to break down all I've built
violently I'm ill
please dont let those people come
to break down all my will
oh Angel.. Angel
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3. |
KOMBUCHA!
00:03
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I want a KOMBUCHA and I want it NOW!
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4. |
Squirmer
03:59
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no position suits
just to keep on moving
no position suits just to keep on
move
squirmer
hide out and ducking
duck the duck the duck goose
down for a count
squirmer squirm
squirmer squirm
what position
position is this?
opposition
position to move
avoid avoiding
a void
avoid avoiding
a void
squirmer squirm
squirmer squirm
avoid avoiding
a void
avoid avoiding
a void
just to keep
our position
we hold back
we hold back
avoid avoiding
squirmer, don't hold back
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5. |
Expert Master Baiter
03:51
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I'm not going to pretend
to be your friend
if I don't really like you
you know I try to love you
should I change my sentimentality
for your misdirected anger
you rag full time to be hardcore
no heart at the core
there ain't no defense against
an expert master baiter
professional user
admired by all
so..
I'm not going to pretend
to be your friend
oh I can't
can't tell
(what you're really)
what you're all about
but I'm told from everyone
what you're ALL about
who cares? who cares what
you're really about
oh you figure that out
so I'm not going to pretend
to be your friend
if I don't really like you
you know I try to love you
should I change my sentimentality
for your misdirected anger
you rag full time to be hardcore
no heart at the core
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6. |
Dumbo Mam
01:57
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I'm not human
I'm an animal
We're not humans
we're animals
who wants to be human?
not me!
no, not me
where memories inside
a cell
will store
acts fit to ignore
fornication
riddled with mutation
riddled with mutation?
to frustrate
and instigate
this complicated specimen
this is not your fate
to frustrate
what in the world is a lie
seen with these eyes?
fornication riddled with mutation
what in the world is believed
accidentally conceived?
fornication riddled with mutation
riddled with mutation?
know this is your fate
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7. |
Little Insects
02:02
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8. |
I Like Cuddle Boner
00:24
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I like cuddle boner
please dont make me beg
let me put my leg!
fill in my blank
a monchichi booty spank
I do it the way you do it
together forever
forget everything
I do it the way you do it
together forever
forget everything
reflection overdrive syncope!
incite debate and correspondence courses
(positive opportunities)
positive opportunities
I like cuddle boner
that's what we did
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9. |
Downsized To A Pony Ride
02:49
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downsized to a pony ride
a pony ride
pony ride
road rages on
th express lane
10 items or less
in th express lane
1 at a time
its fair and balanced
in a single file line
its fair and balanced
look at what we have that they dont
whats it that I have that you dont?
look at what they have that we dont
whats it that you have that I dont?
and DIE!
and DIE!
look at all the fuking shit thats piling sky high
plastic parts, corroded metal food containers
products made to entertain control and save us
running out of this is simply not an option
time is money
isnt it the best arrangement?
with minimum wage
only motivation
road rages on
th express lane
10 items or less
in th express lane
1 at a time
its fair and balanced
in a single file line
its fair and balanced
and DIE!
and DIE!
look at all the fuking shit thats piling sky high
plastic parts, corroded metal food containers
products made to entertain control and save us
running out of this is simply not an option
time is money
isn't it the best arrangement?
with minimum wage
only motivation
and DIE!
Im happy with the lie
so happy with my life
Im happy with my life
Im happy with the lie
look at what we have that they dont
we're happy with the lie
whats it that I have that you dont?
so happy with my life
look at what they have that we dont
theyre happy with the lie
whats it that you have that I dont?
so happy with your life
downsized to a pony ride
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10. |
oh SHIT!
00:56
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Oh SHIT!!!!!!!
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12. |
Tardy Whale
01:02
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For those of you who say, "no duh!"
NO DUHH!!!!
go ahead and say, "NO Duh!"
I go ahead and say
NO DUUHHHH
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13. |
Sleepless Night
02:16
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I know you
you say
goodbye
then ask yourself why
what is a crooner supposed to do?
sing to me!
since theres no sleep at night
but a bloodshot eye
displace this time
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